Santa Song for Unix folks

(Thanks to Kathy Chan)

better ! pout ! cry
better watchout
lpr why
Santa Claus < north pole > town

cat /etc/password > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
Santa Claus < north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad | good'
for (goodness sake) {
              be good
}