God Rest Ye Merry Physics Profs

(This carol is sung to the tune of "God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen")

God rest ye merry Physics Profs
Let nothing you dismay.
Don't moan or cry if you must all
Grade finals Christmas day
To save you from the registrar
If grades aren't on the way
Oh, Oh, tidings of A's, B's, and C's
Mostly C's
Oh, Oh, tidings of A's, B's, and C's.

In Delaware, in Physics
The teachers do not scorn
Assignments that can only
Be done by early morn
No wonder when we come to class
We all look so forlorn
Oh, Oh, tidings of A's, B's, and C's
Mostly C's
Oh, Oh, tidings of A's, B's, and C's.

From God our Heavenly Father
The laws of Physics came
And unto certain Physicists
Did he reveal the same.
And now we have to learn them all
On threats of F's and shame.
Oh, Oh, tidings of A's, B's, and C's
Mostly C's
Oh, Oh, tidings of A's, B's, and C's.