(This song is sung to the tune of "Awake in the Maneger" Note: Sharp Lab is the Physics building at the U of D) Awake in Sharp Lab Late Saturday night The poor physics ma-jor Ponders his plight The problems set's lo-ng And no end in sight, Of all of his answers Not one was right. He used all the trick that His teacher had taught, Expand about zero then Drop x sub-nought Divide the right si-de By modulo Z, If that doesn't wo-rk Let pi approach three. So up in Sharp Lab At four in the Morn, The poor physics major of All hope was shorn. The sun rose that morning, The stars went away, But through his next classes Asleep there he lay.